Un preotel era la prima lui slujba. Emotii mari, frisoane etc. Mai marele lui care trebuia sa-l observe ii zice sa ia o gura de votka. Asta bea sanatos un pahar si pleaca la slujba. Slujba are un succes nebun in rindul enoriasilor, numai mai marele lui noteaza ceva nemultumit. Il cheama cind termina si-i zice: - Sa tii minte: sunt cele zece porunci, nu "top 10". Este vorba despre "Tatal, Fiul si Sfintul Duh, nu de "Mosul, fecior-su si fantoma".
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Ion si Maria in casa:
-Ma Ioane, mi-e frig
Pune o patura pe tine
Tot mi-e frig !
Si ce vrei,muiere?!
Pai, tata cand zicea mama ca-i este frig,o lua in brate.
Si de unde sa-l iau io pe tac-tu, la ora asta ?
Un betiv vroia sa mearga acasa si a vazut un taxi:
-Pe strada George Georgescu va rog,spune betivul.
-Dar suntem pe strada George Georgescu,sune taximetristu'.
-ia ma banii si data viitoare sa nu mai conduci asa repede....
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Pe bancile de steptare 2 batrini la cabinetul neurologic intra in discutie cu tremur de brate evident.
- Ce te supara omule, intreaba primul.
- Ma supara faptul ca sunt pus pe drumuri la varsta mea si abia mai merg, imi tremura tot corpul.
- Daca nu ai baut mult aseara, poate ai capatat boala Parkinson.
As fi bucuros, mai bine sa am parkinson decat alzhaimer, vars un pic din pahar cand il duc la gura, decat sa uit unde am pus sticla.
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generalul il intreaba pe bula:
-Bula cine este mama ta?
-Nu stiu domnule general.
-Ioane,cine este mama ta?
-Patria domnule.
-Bula ce ai inteles?
-Ca sunt frate cu ion.
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Intr-o Duminica Bula merge la biserica. La un momentdat, simte ca are nevoie la toaleta si se adreseaza preotului:
- Parinte, unde este toaleta?
- La dreapta, fiule!
Deoarece Bula nu stia care-i dreapta si care-i stanga, a luat-o la stanga.
Acolo a ajuns intr-o incapere unde se tinea apa sfintita cu care erau oamenii udati. Dupa ce isi face nevoie, preotul ia din apa sfiintita pentru a-i sfiinti pe credinciosi. In timp ce ii stropea, preotul le-a spus credinciosilor sa-si puna cate o dorinta. Bula si-a dorit:
- Doamne da-mi hartie higieniga.
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Profesoara a inceput sa predea litera "s":
- Copii invatati sa ziceti s: "soarele rasare ! "
- Bula, spune si tu!
Peltic fiind, Bula spune: "ssssoooarele rasssare!:
- Nu asa, Bula. Mai incearca !
Bula incearca iar si iar, dar tot peltic spunea. Profesoara il intreaba:
-Mai Bula la tine in familie toata lumea e sasaita?
- Nu sormea, nu e !
- Adu-o pe sorta la scoala!
A doua zi la scoala, profesoara il intreaba:
- Ai invata sa zici?
Dar Bula tot la fel pronunta. Atunci profesoara spune:
-Sora lui Bula, te rog sa ii spui cum se zice: "soarele rasare".
Sora lui bula spune:
- Duuuummmmbbbb! si arata cu mana de la rasarit catre apus
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Uniunea Europeana vrea sa amendeze Romania pentru cruzimea cu care taie porcii de Craciun. Pentru a rezolva problema, geneticienii romani au inventat porcul EMO, care se taie singur.
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PC1 - CPU: Intel Core i7-5820K Haswell-E, 6-core, 3.3Ghz, LGA 2011v3, 140W • CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper T4, 4x Heatpipes, vent. 12cm • MB: Gigabyte X99-UD4, 8x DDR4, 2*PCIEx16/2*x8/3*x1, 10*sATA3/1*SATA Ex/1* M.2/GLAN/8*USB3.0 • GPU: Inno3D GeForce GTX 1060, 3GB GDDR5, 192-bit, 8K • RAM: 16GB Kingston HyperX Fury DDR4, 2400Mhz, CL15, Dual Channel Kit • SSD: 250GB Samsung MZ-750250BW 750 EVO, 2.5" SATA 6Gb/s, R/W 540/520 MB/s • HDD: 2x Seagate 8TB, ST8000AS0002, 5900RPM, 128MB, 5.5W • Blu-Ray Writer: LG BH16NS40 • PSU: Corsair VS650, 650W ATX 2.31, eficienta 85%, 12cm fan, 2x 6+2-Pin PCIe, 4x SATA, PFC Activ • Case: Cooler Master Storm Trooper, Full Tower, 4 fans, 9x 5.25 Bays, 8x 3.5 Bays, 13x 2.5 Bays 13 (converted from 5.25” bay by two 4-in 3 HDD modules), 2x USB 2.0, 2x USB 3.0, 1x eSATA • Left-Panel Fan: Cooler Master SickleFlow 120mm, Red LED • 5.25" Bay: Media Dashboard Card Reader, 6xUSB 2.0, 2xUSB 3.0, 20pin e-SATA, SATA • Router: D-Link DIR-600 • KB: Logitech G510s, USB, black, 18 programmable G-keys, custom backlit keys, dual 3.5mm audio ports, GamePanel LCD • Mouse: A+ G5-Loki, 2500 DPI, USB • Speakers: Genius SP-U120, 2.0, 3W, USB, Black • Headphones: Skullcandy Hesh 2, AC Milan • Gamepad: Thrustmaster F1 Dual Analog Ferrari 150th Italia Exclusive Edition, 10 buttons, 8-way D-pad • Display: LG Flatron W2243S-PF, 21,5", Full HD, 75 Hz, 40W • Printer: HP Deskjet Ink Advantage 4515 All-in-One • OS: Windows 10 Enterprise x64 + Windows 8.1 Pro x64 • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2016 PC2 - CPU: AMD Athlon II X2 240, 2800 Mhz, 65W • MB: ASUS M2N68-AM Plus • GPU: GeForce 7025 (on-board) • RAM: Kingmax DDR2 2GB, PC2-8500, 1066 Mhz, 3W • HDD: Seagate 2TB Barracuda ST2000DM001, SATA3, 7200RPM, 64MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS50, 30W • PSU: Corsair VS550, 550W, 120mm fan • Case: Intex Easy PC, MiddleTower • KB: Logitech Y-SZ49, 8 multimedia keys, White • Mouse: A4Tech N-360-1, 1600 dpi • Speakers: Intex IT-NB30 • Headphones: A4Tech HS-800, 109 dB • Gamepad: Logitech Rumblepad 2 • Display: LG Flatron 194WTS, 19" • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2017 PC3 - CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 4600+, 2400 Mhz • MB: ECS GeForce7050M-M v1.0A • GPU: GeForce 7050 (on-board) • RAM: Buffalo 1GB DDR2, 667Mhz • HDD: Western Digital 640GB Caviar Blue, WD6400AAKS, SATA2, 7200RPM, 16MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS70 • PSU: Casecom ATX 450W • Case: No Name • KB: Digittex KB331M • Mouse: Plano MT1091P • Headphones: Gembird AP-860 • Gamepad: Genius MaxFire Grandias Turbo • Display: AOC 7GlrA • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: None Laptop 1 - Asus X553MA-XX490D, 15,6" • CPU: Intel Celeron Dual-Core N28eo, 2,16 Ghz • RAM: 4GB DDR3, 1600 MHz • HDD: 500GB, 5400RPM • DVD-RW • GPU: Intel HD Graphics • OS: Windows 8.1 Pro x64 Laptop 2 • CPU: AMD Sempron 3000+, 1.80GHz • RAM: 512 MB • HDD: 40GB • DVD-RW • Display: 15" • Mouse: A+ G1-Seth, 2400DPI, USB • OS: Windows XP x86
Palmares competiţii
FIFA 11 Cupa lui Moş Crăciun • Brazilia • Calificări FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IX) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VIII) • Anglia • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VI) • Rusia • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. V) • Anglia • Finalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IV) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. III) • Olanda • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. II) • Germania • Semifinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. I) • Olanda • Semifinalist FIFA 11 (Ed. XVII) • AC Milan • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. XV) • Juventus • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. XII) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 (Ed. VIII) • Liverpool • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. VII) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. IV) • Juventus • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • CÎŞTIGĂTOR FIFA 11 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. I) • Roma • Grupe FIFA 08 WC (Ed. III) • Brazilia • Locul 3 FIFA 08 WC (Ed. II) • Italia • Semifinalist FIFA 08 WC (Ed. I) • Franţa • Finalist FIFA 08 (Ed. VI) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 08 (Ed. V) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 08 (Ed. IV) • AC Milan • Finalist FIFA 08 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 08 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală (abandon) FIFA 08 (Ed. I) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 05 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 05 (Ed. I) • Juventus • Optimi de finală Şah (Ed. II) • Semifinalist Şah (Ed. I) • Sfertfinalist (abandon)
PC1 - CPU: Intel Core i7-5820K Haswell-E, 6-core, 3.3Ghz, LGA 2011v3, 140W • CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper T4, 4x Heatpipes, vent. 12cm • MB: Gigabyte X99-UD4, 8x DDR4, 2*PCIEx16/2*x8/3*x1, 10*sATA3/1*SATA Ex/1* M.2/GLAN/8*USB3.0 • GPU: Inno3D GeForce GTX 1060, 3GB GDDR5, 192-bit, 8K • RAM: 16GB Kingston HyperX Fury DDR4, 2400Mhz, CL15, Dual Channel Kit • SSD: 250GB Samsung MZ-750250BW 750 EVO, 2.5" SATA 6Gb/s, R/W 540/520 MB/s • HDD: 2x Seagate 8TB, ST8000AS0002, 5900RPM, 128MB, 5.5W • Blu-Ray Writer: LG BH16NS40 • PSU: Corsair VS650, 650W ATX 2.31, eficienta 85%, 12cm fan, 2x 6+2-Pin PCIe, 4x SATA, PFC Activ • Case: Cooler Master Storm Trooper, Full Tower, 4 fans, 9x 5.25 Bays, 8x 3.5 Bays, 13x 2.5 Bays 13 (converted from 5.25” bay by two 4-in 3 HDD modules), 2x USB 2.0, 2x USB 3.0, 1x eSATA • Left-Panel Fan: Cooler Master SickleFlow 120mm, Red LED • 5.25" Bay: Media Dashboard Card Reader, 6xUSB 2.0, 2xUSB 3.0, 20pin e-SATA, SATA • Router: D-Link DIR-600 • KB: Logitech G510s, USB, black, 18 programmable G-keys, custom backlit keys, dual 3.5mm audio ports, GamePanel LCD • Mouse: A+ G5-Loki, 2500 DPI, USB • Speakers: Genius SP-U120, 2.0, 3W, USB, Black • Headphones: Skullcandy Hesh 2, AC Milan • Gamepad: Thrustmaster F1 Dual Analog Ferrari 150th Italia Exclusive Edition, 10 buttons, 8-way D-pad • Display: LG Flatron W2243S-PF, 21,5", Full HD, 75 Hz, 40W • Printer: HP Deskjet Ink Advantage 4515 All-in-One • OS: Windows 10 Enterprise x64 + Windows 8.1 Pro x64 • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2016 PC2 - CPU: AMD Athlon II X2 240, 2800 Mhz, 65W • MB: ASUS M2N68-AM Plus • GPU: GeForce 7025 (on-board) • RAM: Kingmax DDR2 2GB, PC2-8500, 1066 Mhz, 3W • HDD: Seagate 2TB Barracuda ST2000DM001, SATA3, 7200RPM, 64MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS50, 30W • PSU: Corsair VS550, 550W, 120mm fan • Case: Intex Easy PC, MiddleTower • KB: Logitech Y-SZ49, 8 multimedia keys, White • Mouse: A4Tech N-360-1, 1600 dpi • Speakers: Intex IT-NB30 • Headphones: A4Tech HS-800, 109 dB • Gamepad: Logitech Rumblepad 2 • Display: LG Flatron 194WTS, 19" • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2017 PC3 - CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 4600+, 2400 Mhz • MB: ECS GeForce7050M-M v1.0A • GPU: GeForce 7050 (on-board) • RAM: Buffalo 1GB DDR2, 667Mhz • HDD: Western Digital 640GB Caviar Blue, WD6400AAKS, SATA2, 7200RPM, 16MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS70 • PSU: Casecom ATX 450W • Case: No Name • KB: Digittex KB331M • Mouse: Plano MT1091P • Headphones: Gembird AP-860 • Gamepad: Genius MaxFire Grandias Turbo • Display: AOC 7GlrA • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: None Laptop 1 - Asus X553MA-XX490D, 15,6" • CPU: Intel Celeron Dual-Core N28eo, 2,16 Ghz • RAM: 4GB DDR3, 1600 MHz • HDD: 500GB, 5400RPM • DVD-RW • GPU: Intel HD Graphics • OS: Windows 8.1 Pro x64 Laptop 2 • CPU: AMD Sempron 3000+, 1.80GHz • RAM: 512 MB • HDD: 40GB • DVD-RW • Display: 15" • Mouse: A+ G1-Seth, 2400DPI, USB • OS: Windows XP x86
Palmares competiţii
FIFA 11 Cupa lui Moş Crăciun • Brazilia • Calificări FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IX) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VIII) • Anglia • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VI) • Rusia • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. V) • Anglia • Finalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IV) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. III) • Olanda • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. II) • Germania • Semifinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. I) • Olanda • Semifinalist FIFA 11 (Ed. XVII) • AC Milan • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. XV) • Juventus • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. XII) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 (Ed. VIII) • Liverpool • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. VII) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. IV) • Juventus • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • CÎŞTIGĂTOR FIFA 11 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. I) • Roma • Grupe FIFA 08 WC (Ed. III) • Brazilia • Locul 3 FIFA 08 WC (Ed. II) • Italia • Semifinalist FIFA 08 WC (Ed. I) • Franţa • Finalist FIFA 08 (Ed. VI) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 08 (Ed. V) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 08 (Ed. IV) • AC Milan • Finalist FIFA 08 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 08 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală (abandon) FIFA 08 (Ed. I) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 05 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 05 (Ed. I) • Juventus • Optimi de finală Şah (Ed. II) • Semifinalist Şah (Ed. I) • Sfertfinalist (abandon)
Două pu.. intră într-o bancă: Toată lumea mîinile sus, acesta este un jaf!
În timp ce ăia băgau disperaţi banii în saci, intră pe uşă un vibrator.
La care una dintre pu.. către cealaltă: Ai, să-mi bag pu..., Robocop!!!
Dacă voi nu mă vreți, eu vă vreau! Configuraţii
PC1 - CPU: Intel Core i7-5820K Haswell-E, 6-core, 3.3Ghz, LGA 2011v3, 140W • CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper T4, 4x Heatpipes, vent. 12cm • MB: Gigabyte X99-UD4, 8x DDR4, 2*PCIEx16/2*x8/3*x1, 10*sATA3/1*SATA Ex/1* M.2/GLAN/8*USB3.0 • GPU: Inno3D GeForce GTX 1060, 3GB GDDR5, 192-bit, 8K • RAM: 16GB Kingston HyperX Fury DDR4, 2400Mhz, CL15, Dual Channel Kit • SSD: 250GB Samsung MZ-750250BW 750 EVO, 2.5" SATA 6Gb/s, R/W 540/520 MB/s • HDD: 2x Seagate 8TB, ST8000AS0002, 5900RPM, 128MB, 5.5W • Blu-Ray Writer: LG BH16NS40 • PSU: Corsair VS650, 650W ATX 2.31, eficienta 85%, 12cm fan, 2x 6+2-Pin PCIe, 4x SATA, PFC Activ • Case: Cooler Master Storm Trooper, Full Tower, 4 fans, 9x 5.25 Bays, 8x 3.5 Bays, 13x 2.5 Bays 13 (converted from 5.25” bay by two 4-in 3 HDD modules), 2x USB 2.0, 2x USB 3.0, 1x eSATA • Left-Panel Fan: Cooler Master SickleFlow 120mm, Red LED • 5.25" Bay: Media Dashboard Card Reader, 6xUSB 2.0, 2xUSB 3.0, 20pin e-SATA, SATA • Router: D-Link DIR-600 • KB: Logitech G510s, USB, black, 18 programmable G-keys, custom backlit keys, dual 3.5mm audio ports, GamePanel LCD • Mouse: A+ G5-Loki, 2500 DPI, USB • Speakers: Genius SP-U120, 2.0, 3W, USB, Black • Headphones: Skullcandy Hesh 2, AC Milan • Gamepad: Thrustmaster F1 Dual Analog Ferrari 150th Italia Exclusive Edition, 10 buttons, 8-way D-pad • Display: LG Flatron W2243S-PF, 21,5", Full HD, 75 Hz, 40W • Printer: HP Deskjet Ink Advantage 4515 All-in-One • OS: Windows 10 Enterprise x64 + Windows 8.1 Pro x64 • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2016 PC2 - CPU: AMD Athlon II X2 240, 2800 Mhz, 65W • MB: ASUS M2N68-AM Plus • GPU: GeForce 7025 (on-board) • RAM: Kingmax DDR2 2GB, PC2-8500, 1066 Mhz, 3W • HDD: Seagate 2TB Barracuda ST2000DM001, SATA3, 7200RPM, 64MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS50, 30W • PSU: Corsair VS550, 550W, 120mm fan • Case: Intex Easy PC, MiddleTower • KB: Logitech Y-SZ49, 8 multimedia keys, White • Mouse: A4Tech N-360-1, 1600 dpi • Speakers: Intex IT-NB30 • Headphones: A4Tech HS-800, 109 dB • Gamepad: Logitech Rumblepad 2 • Display: LG Flatron 194WTS, 19" • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2017 PC3 - CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 4600+, 2400 Mhz • MB: ECS GeForce7050M-M v1.0A • GPU: GeForce 7050 (on-board) • RAM: Buffalo 1GB DDR2, 667Mhz • HDD: Western Digital 640GB Caviar Blue, WD6400AAKS, SATA2, 7200RPM, 16MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS70 • PSU: Casecom ATX 450W • Case: No Name • KB: Digittex KB331M • Mouse: Plano MT1091P • Headphones: Gembird AP-860 • Gamepad: Genius MaxFire Grandias Turbo • Display: AOC 7GlrA • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: None Laptop 1 - Asus X553MA-XX490D, 15,6" • CPU: Intel Celeron Dual-Core N28eo, 2,16 Ghz • RAM: 4GB DDR3, 1600 MHz • HDD: 500GB, 5400RPM • DVD-RW • GPU: Intel HD Graphics • OS: Windows 8.1 Pro x64 Laptop 2 • CPU: AMD Sempron 3000+, 1.80GHz • RAM: 512 MB • HDD: 40GB • DVD-RW • Display: 15" • Mouse: A+ G1-Seth, 2400DPI, USB • OS: Windows XP x86
Palmares competiţii
FIFA 11 Cupa lui Moş Crăciun • Brazilia • Calificări FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IX) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VIII) • Anglia • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VI) • Rusia • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. V) • Anglia • Finalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IV) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. III) • Olanda • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. II) • Germania • Semifinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. I) • Olanda • Semifinalist FIFA 11 (Ed. XVII) • AC Milan • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. XV) • Juventus • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. XII) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 (Ed. VIII) • Liverpool • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. VII) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. IV) • Juventus • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • CÎŞTIGĂTOR FIFA 11 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. I) • Roma • Grupe FIFA 08 WC (Ed. III) • Brazilia • Locul 3 FIFA 08 WC (Ed. II) • Italia • Semifinalist FIFA 08 WC (Ed. I) • Franţa • Finalist FIFA 08 (Ed. VI) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 08 (Ed. V) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 08 (Ed. IV) • AC Milan • Finalist FIFA 08 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 08 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală (abandon) FIFA 08 (Ed. I) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 05 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 05 (Ed. I) • Juventus • Optimi de finală Şah (Ed. II) • Semifinalist Şah (Ed. I) • Sfertfinalist (abandon)
PC1 - CPU: Intel Core i7-5820K Haswell-E, 6-core, 3.3Ghz, LGA 2011v3, 140W • CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper T4, 4x Heatpipes, vent. 12cm • MB: Gigabyte X99-UD4, 8x DDR4, 2*PCIEx16/2*x8/3*x1, 10*sATA3/1*SATA Ex/1* M.2/GLAN/8*USB3.0 • GPU: Inno3D GeForce GTX 1060, 3GB GDDR5, 192-bit, 8K • RAM: 16GB Kingston HyperX Fury DDR4, 2400Mhz, CL15, Dual Channel Kit • SSD: 250GB Samsung MZ-750250BW 750 EVO, 2.5" SATA 6Gb/s, R/W 540/520 MB/s • HDD: 2x Seagate 8TB, ST8000AS0002, 5900RPM, 128MB, 5.5W • Blu-Ray Writer: LG BH16NS40 • PSU: Corsair VS650, 650W ATX 2.31, eficienta 85%, 12cm fan, 2x 6+2-Pin PCIe, 4x SATA, PFC Activ • Case: Cooler Master Storm Trooper, Full Tower, 4 fans, 9x 5.25 Bays, 8x 3.5 Bays, 13x 2.5 Bays 13 (converted from 5.25” bay by two 4-in 3 HDD modules), 2x USB 2.0, 2x USB 3.0, 1x eSATA • Left-Panel Fan: Cooler Master SickleFlow 120mm, Red LED • 5.25" Bay: Media Dashboard Card Reader, 6xUSB 2.0, 2xUSB 3.0, 20pin e-SATA, SATA • Router: D-Link DIR-600 • KB: Logitech G510s, USB, black, 18 programmable G-keys, custom backlit keys, dual 3.5mm audio ports, GamePanel LCD • Mouse: A+ G5-Loki, 2500 DPI, USB • Speakers: Genius SP-U120, 2.0, 3W, USB, Black • Headphones: Skullcandy Hesh 2, AC Milan • Gamepad: Thrustmaster F1 Dual Analog Ferrari 150th Italia Exclusive Edition, 10 buttons, 8-way D-pad • Display: LG Flatron W2243S-PF, 21,5", Full HD, 75 Hz, 40W • Printer: HP Deskjet Ink Advantage 4515 All-in-One • OS: Windows 10 Enterprise x64 + Windows 8.1 Pro x64 • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2016 PC2 - CPU: AMD Athlon II X2 240, 2800 Mhz, 65W • MB: ASUS M2N68-AM Plus • GPU: GeForce 7025 (on-board) • RAM: Kingmax DDR2 2GB, PC2-8500, 1066 Mhz, 3W • HDD: Seagate 2TB Barracuda ST2000DM001, SATA3, 7200RPM, 64MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS50, 30W • PSU: Corsair VS550, 550W, 120mm fan • Case: Intex Easy PC, MiddleTower • KB: Logitech Y-SZ49, 8 multimedia keys, White • Mouse: A4Tech N-360-1, 1600 dpi • Speakers: Intex IT-NB30 • Headphones: A4Tech HS-800, 109 dB • Gamepad: Logitech Rumblepad 2 • Display: LG Flatron 194WTS, 19" • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2017 PC3 - CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 4600+, 2400 Mhz • MB: ECS GeForce7050M-M v1.0A • GPU: GeForce 7050 (on-board) • RAM: Buffalo 1GB DDR2, 667Mhz • HDD: Western Digital 640GB Caviar Blue, WD6400AAKS, SATA2, 7200RPM, 16MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS70 • PSU: Casecom ATX 450W • Case: No Name • KB: Digittex KB331M • Mouse: Plano MT1091P • Headphones: Gembird AP-860 • Gamepad: Genius MaxFire Grandias Turbo • Display: AOC 7GlrA • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: None Laptop 1 - Asus X553MA-XX490D, 15,6" • CPU: Intel Celeron Dual-Core N28eo, 2,16 Ghz • RAM: 4GB DDR3, 1600 MHz • HDD: 500GB, 5400RPM • DVD-RW • GPU: Intel HD Graphics • OS: Windows 8.1 Pro x64 Laptop 2 • CPU: AMD Sempron 3000+, 1.80GHz • RAM: 512 MB • HDD: 40GB • DVD-RW • Display: 15" • Mouse: A+ G1-Seth, 2400DPI, USB • OS: Windows XP x86
Palmares competiţii
FIFA 11 Cupa lui Moş Crăciun • Brazilia • Calificări FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IX) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VIII) • Anglia • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VI) • Rusia • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. V) • Anglia • Finalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IV) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. III) • Olanda • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. II) • Germania • Semifinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. I) • Olanda • Semifinalist FIFA 11 (Ed. XVII) • AC Milan • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. XV) • Juventus • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. XII) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 (Ed. VIII) • Liverpool • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. VII) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. IV) • Juventus • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • CÎŞTIGĂTOR FIFA 11 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. I) • Roma • Grupe FIFA 08 WC (Ed. III) • Brazilia • Locul 3 FIFA 08 WC (Ed. II) • Italia • Semifinalist FIFA 08 WC (Ed. I) • Franţa • Finalist FIFA 08 (Ed. VI) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 08 (Ed. V) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 08 (Ed. IV) • AC Milan • Finalist FIFA 08 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 08 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală (abandon) FIFA 08 (Ed. I) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 05 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 05 (Ed. I) • Juventus • Optimi de finală Şah (Ed. II) • Semifinalist Şah (Ed. I) • Sfertfinalist (abandon)
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Palmares competitii : Ediţia I ; Fifa 2011 -> Bayern Munchen Campion. Ediţia II ; Fifa 2011 -> ManchesterUnited Campion. Ediţia III ; Fifa 2011 ->FcBarcelona Finalist. Ediţia IV ; Fifa 2011 - > Fc SantosSemifinalist. Ediţia V ; Fifa 2011 - > ChiapasSfert-Finalist. Ediţia II Fifa WC 2011 2 vs 2 -> PortugaliaCampion alături de bloody angel :twisted:. Ediţia III Fifa WC 2011 2 vs 2 -> În desfăşurare cu Uruguay. Ediţia I-IX ; Fifa 08 Absent. Ediţia X ; Fifa 08 - Abandon în grupe.
PC1 - CPU: Intel Core i7-5820K Haswell-E, 6-core, 3.3Ghz, LGA 2011v3, 140W • CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper T4, 4x Heatpipes, vent. 12cm • MB: Gigabyte X99-UD4, 8x DDR4, 2*PCIEx16/2*x8/3*x1, 10*sATA3/1*SATA Ex/1* M.2/GLAN/8*USB3.0 • GPU: Inno3D GeForce GTX 1060, 3GB GDDR5, 192-bit, 8K • RAM: 16GB Kingston HyperX Fury DDR4, 2400Mhz, CL15, Dual Channel Kit • SSD: 250GB Samsung MZ-750250BW 750 EVO, 2.5" SATA 6Gb/s, R/W 540/520 MB/s • HDD: 2x Seagate 8TB, ST8000AS0002, 5900RPM, 128MB, 5.5W • Blu-Ray Writer: LG BH16NS40 • PSU: Corsair VS650, 650W ATX 2.31, eficienta 85%, 12cm fan, 2x 6+2-Pin PCIe, 4x SATA, PFC Activ • Case: Cooler Master Storm Trooper, Full Tower, 4 fans, 9x 5.25 Bays, 8x 3.5 Bays, 13x 2.5 Bays 13 (converted from 5.25” bay by two 4-in 3 HDD modules), 2x USB 2.0, 2x USB 3.0, 1x eSATA • Left-Panel Fan: Cooler Master SickleFlow 120mm, Red LED • 5.25" Bay: Media Dashboard Card Reader, 6xUSB 2.0, 2xUSB 3.0, 20pin e-SATA, SATA • Router: D-Link DIR-600 • KB: Logitech G510s, USB, black, 18 programmable G-keys, custom backlit keys, dual 3.5mm audio ports, GamePanel LCD • Mouse: A+ G5-Loki, 2500 DPI, USB • Speakers: Genius SP-U120, 2.0, 3W, USB, Black • Headphones: Skullcandy Hesh 2, AC Milan • Gamepad: Thrustmaster F1 Dual Analog Ferrari 150th Italia Exclusive Edition, 10 buttons, 8-way D-pad • Display: LG Flatron W2243S-PF, 21,5", Full HD, 75 Hz, 40W • Printer: HP Deskjet Ink Advantage 4515 All-in-One • OS: Windows 10 Enterprise x64 + Windows 8.1 Pro x64 • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2016 PC2 - CPU: AMD Athlon II X2 240, 2800 Mhz, 65W • MB: ASUS M2N68-AM Plus • GPU: GeForce 7025 (on-board) • RAM: Kingmax DDR2 2GB, PC2-8500, 1066 Mhz, 3W • HDD: Seagate 2TB Barracuda ST2000DM001, SATA3, 7200RPM, 64MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS50, 30W • PSU: Corsair VS550, 550W, 120mm fan • Case: Intex Easy PC, MiddleTower • KB: Logitech Y-SZ49, 8 multimedia keys, White • Mouse: A4Tech N-360-1, 1600 dpi • Speakers: Intex IT-NB30 • Headphones: A4Tech HS-800, 109 dB • Gamepad: Logitech Rumblepad 2 • Display: LG Flatron 194WTS, 19" • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2017 PC3 - CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 4600+, 2400 Mhz • MB: ECS GeForce7050M-M v1.0A • GPU: GeForce 7050 (on-board) • RAM: Buffalo 1GB DDR2, 667Mhz • HDD: Western Digital 640GB Caviar Blue, WD6400AAKS, SATA2, 7200RPM, 16MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS70 • PSU: Casecom ATX 450W • Case: No Name • KB: Digittex KB331M • Mouse: Plano MT1091P • Headphones: Gembird AP-860 • Gamepad: Genius MaxFire Grandias Turbo • Display: AOC 7GlrA • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: None Laptop 1 - Asus X553MA-XX490D, 15,6" • CPU: Intel Celeron Dual-Core N28eo, 2,16 Ghz • RAM: 4GB DDR3, 1600 MHz • HDD: 500GB, 5400RPM • DVD-RW • GPU: Intel HD Graphics • OS: Windows 8.1 Pro x64 Laptop 2 • CPU: AMD Sempron 3000+, 1.80GHz • RAM: 512 MB • HDD: 40GB • DVD-RW • Display: 15" • Mouse: A+ G1-Seth, 2400DPI, USB • OS: Windows XP x86
Palmares competiţii
FIFA 11 Cupa lui Moş Crăciun • Brazilia • Calificări FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IX) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VIII) • Anglia • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VI) • Rusia • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. V) • Anglia • Finalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IV) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. III) • Olanda • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. II) • Germania • Semifinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. I) • Olanda • Semifinalist FIFA 11 (Ed. XVII) • AC Milan • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. XV) • Juventus • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. XII) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 (Ed. VIII) • Liverpool • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. VII) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. IV) • Juventus • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • CÎŞTIGĂTOR FIFA 11 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. I) • Roma • Grupe FIFA 08 WC (Ed. III) • Brazilia • Locul 3 FIFA 08 WC (Ed. II) • Italia • Semifinalist FIFA 08 WC (Ed. I) • Franţa • Finalist FIFA 08 (Ed. VI) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 08 (Ed. V) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 08 (Ed. IV) • AC Milan • Finalist FIFA 08 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 08 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală (abandon) FIFA 08 (Ed. I) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 05 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 05 (Ed. I) • Juventus • Optimi de finală Şah (Ed. II) • Semifinalist Şah (Ed. I) • Sfertfinalist (abandon)
PC1 - CPU: Intel Core i7-5820K Haswell-E, 6-core, 3.3Ghz, LGA 2011v3, 140W • CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper T4, 4x Heatpipes, vent. 12cm • MB: Gigabyte X99-UD4, 8x DDR4, 2*PCIEx16/2*x8/3*x1, 10*sATA3/1*SATA Ex/1* M.2/GLAN/8*USB3.0 • GPU: Inno3D GeForce GTX 1060, 3GB GDDR5, 192-bit, 8K • RAM: 16GB Kingston HyperX Fury DDR4, 2400Mhz, CL15, Dual Channel Kit • SSD: 250GB Samsung MZ-750250BW 750 EVO, 2.5" SATA 6Gb/s, R/W 540/520 MB/s • HDD: 2x Seagate 8TB, ST8000AS0002, 5900RPM, 128MB, 5.5W • Blu-Ray Writer: LG BH16NS40 • PSU: Corsair VS650, 650W ATX 2.31, eficienta 85%, 12cm fan, 2x 6+2-Pin PCIe, 4x SATA, PFC Activ • Case: Cooler Master Storm Trooper, Full Tower, 4 fans, 9x 5.25 Bays, 8x 3.5 Bays, 13x 2.5 Bays 13 (converted from 5.25” bay by two 4-in 3 HDD modules), 2x USB 2.0, 2x USB 3.0, 1x eSATA • Left-Panel Fan: Cooler Master SickleFlow 120mm, Red LED • 5.25" Bay: Media Dashboard Card Reader, 6xUSB 2.0, 2xUSB 3.0, 20pin e-SATA, SATA • Router: D-Link DIR-600 • KB: Logitech G510s, USB, black, 18 programmable G-keys, custom backlit keys, dual 3.5mm audio ports, GamePanel LCD • Mouse: A+ G5-Loki, 2500 DPI, USB • Speakers: Genius SP-U120, 2.0, 3W, USB, Black • Headphones: Skullcandy Hesh 2, AC Milan • Gamepad: Thrustmaster F1 Dual Analog Ferrari 150th Italia Exclusive Edition, 10 buttons, 8-way D-pad • Display: LG Flatron W2243S-PF, 21,5", Full HD, 75 Hz, 40W • Printer: HP Deskjet Ink Advantage 4515 All-in-One • OS: Windows 10 Enterprise x64 + Windows 8.1 Pro x64 • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2016 PC2 - CPU: AMD Athlon II X2 240, 2800 Mhz, 65W • MB: ASUS M2N68-AM Plus • GPU: GeForce 7025 (on-board) • RAM: Kingmax DDR2 2GB, PC2-8500, 1066 Mhz, 3W • HDD: Seagate 2TB Barracuda ST2000DM001, SATA3, 7200RPM, 64MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS50, 30W • PSU: Corsair VS550, 550W, 120mm fan • Case: Intex Easy PC, MiddleTower • KB: Logitech Y-SZ49, 8 multimedia keys, White • Mouse: A4Tech N-360-1, 1600 dpi • Speakers: Intex IT-NB30 • Headphones: A4Tech HS-800, 109 dB • Gamepad: Logitech Rumblepad 2 • Display: LG Flatron 194WTS, 19" • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: Kaspersky Internet Security 2017 PC3 - CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 4600+, 2400 Mhz • MB: ECS GeForce7050M-M v1.0A • GPU: GeForce 7050 (on-board) • RAM: Buffalo 1GB DDR2, 667Mhz • HDD: Western Digital 640GB Caviar Blue, WD6400AAKS, SATA2, 7200RPM, 16MB • DVD-RW: LG GH22NS70 • PSU: Casecom ATX 450W • Case: No Name • KB: Digittex KB331M • Mouse: Plano MT1091P • Headphones: Gembird AP-860 • Gamepad: Genius MaxFire Grandias Turbo • Display: AOC 7GlrA • OS: Windows XP x64 SP2 Pro + Windows XP x86 SP3 Pro • AV: None Laptop 1 - Asus X553MA-XX490D, 15,6" • CPU: Intel Celeron Dual-Core N28eo, 2,16 Ghz • RAM: 4GB DDR3, 1600 MHz • HDD: 500GB, 5400RPM • DVD-RW • GPU: Intel HD Graphics • OS: Windows 8.1 Pro x64 Laptop 2 • CPU: AMD Sempron 3000+, 1.80GHz • RAM: 512 MB • HDD: 40GB • DVD-RW • Display: 15" • Mouse: A+ G1-Seth, 2400DPI, USB • OS: Windows XP x86
Palmares competiţii
FIFA 11 Cupa lui Moş Crăciun • Brazilia • Calificări FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IX) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VIII) • Anglia • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. VI) • Rusia • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. V) • Anglia • Finalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. IV) • Brazilia • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. III) • Olanda • Grupe FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. II) • Germania • Semifinalist FIFA 11 WC 2v2 (Ed. I) • Olanda • Semifinalist FIFA 11 (Ed. XVII) • AC Milan • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. XV) • Juventus • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. XII) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 11 (Ed. VIII) • Liverpool • Grupe FIFA 11 (Ed. VII) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. IV) • Juventus • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • CÎŞTIGĂTOR FIFA 11 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 11 (Ed. I) • Roma • Grupe FIFA 08 WC (Ed. III) • Brazilia • Locul 3 FIFA 08 WC (Ed. II) • Italia • Semifinalist FIFA 08 WC (Ed. I) • Franţa • Finalist FIFA 08 (Ed. VI) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 08 (Ed. V) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 08 (Ed. IV) • AC Milan • Finalist FIFA 08 (Ed. III) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 08 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală (abandon) FIFA 08 (Ed. I) • AC Milan • Sfertfinalist FIFA 05 (Ed. II) • AC Milan • Optimi de finală FIFA 05 (Ed. I) • Juventus • Optimi de finală Şah (Ed. II) • Semifinalist Şah (Ed. I) • Sfertfinalist (abandon)
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